It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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