I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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