I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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