So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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