She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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