that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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