Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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