We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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