State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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