She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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