Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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