btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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