I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
