The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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