Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Randomize
