a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Never underestimate the power of titties
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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