I should be sponsored by Trojan
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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