problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Randomize