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(248): View more from Michigan

i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.

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oh yeah... my b.

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(310): View more from California

Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING

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(845): View more from New York

Stop trying to talk to my friends!!

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then get some ugly ones...

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.

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(720): View more from Colorado

and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.

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(636): View more from Missouri

Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON

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(906): View more from Michigan

Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.

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(806): View more from Texas

I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you

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