I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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