do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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