She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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