Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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