doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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