Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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