Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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