i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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