if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm always down for nudity.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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