Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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