He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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