she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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