i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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