i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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