I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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