another moral hangover. fuck.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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