Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
