Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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