today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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