just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
im on a boat
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