this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
