Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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