carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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