There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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