I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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