Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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