He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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