You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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