I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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