he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
My cat gives me a boner
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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