i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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