So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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