you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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