I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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