New invention idea: vibrating tampons
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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