well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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