I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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