i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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