I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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