She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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